friendlytroll:

friendlytroll:

wembleyfraggles:

i’m losing my mind

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

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toshio:

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOO

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tiktoksithinkarefunny:

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mysticalcoffeequeen:

gwomped:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

Can’t take any chances these days

Here goes

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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casgirlsam:

nickelkeep:

casgirlsam:

intelligentshipper:

lttlmsemily:

Please be “fake news.”

Who needs political comics anymore, just print actual pictures from the white house in the funnies and we’re fine.

he couldn’t even spring for baconators

(seriously tho tf)

That’s cause Baconators are from Wendy’s and they’re too Woke for him.

He prefers McDonald’s. Cause Donalds have to stick together.

but he has wendy’s food there. just the cheap value menu stuff tho. BIASED

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ozzyosborntodie:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m sorry. but it’s my beliefs that “html” is short for hotmail. thank you for being respectful

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allisonpregler:

maddersahatter:

perkistani:

lol

Originally posted by captainaktion

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gruntildaswinton:

cowabungah:

undeadmanwalking:

naropinosa:

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

What’s in his ass

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

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unclefather:

he is worth more

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gudakko:

pancakeke:

gudakko:

why was this in my drafts

finish it

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